There is bureaucracy everywhere you go - and I could give that to you in triplicate.
Despite repeated attempts on our part to obtain from you the stated amount owed by you - by way of taxation - you have not made good this debt as detailed below.
You are hereby notified, therefore, that if you do not settle this matter within EIGHT DAYS, bailiffs will call upon you to confiscate from your home goods amounting to the same monetary value.
TAKE NOTE THAT THE AMOUNT OUTSTANDING IS:
BELGIAN FRANCS : 0.00
EURO : 0.00
LESS AND LESS FUNNY.
The relevant medical personnel had to get ‘authorisation.’